Intoxi'Kath'ing Whispers

I should most probably be doing a whole lot of other things, other than sitting here and typing this. But I give in to temptation. :) This will be a silly and useless post, just for fun. Ever heard of Tamagotchi? It was the 'in thing' when I was of primary school age. As my parents didn't deem this as vital for my development (no money too), I didn't ask for it either. As the saying in a song goes, "What you don't have, you won't need it." I didn't, even though plenty of my friends were going "Tamagotchi" in their conversations. At times, you would feel kind of out of the loop, but you just bear with it. This kind of fad just dies.... and it sort of did. But now, I have my very own version of tamagotchi! Hahahaha. Egg Baby!!! -.-'. Lol. I think some people would most probably be thinking, "How old are you?" "You have nothing better to do is it?" "Childish." "Immature." Cheh. ...

Do you like wasabi??? Honestly? I like spicy food but wasabi takes that spiciness to a whole new level. Ok, some people say that wasabi cannot be categorized as 'spicy'. Fine. *wrinkles nose* I rarely take wasabi when I dine at Japanese restaurants or when I consume anything Japanese-y. Totes avoidance. Hahaha. But I decided to take some with my brunch today. Yea, sushi for brunch. I forgot the one lesson in life. Everything in a small step. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I ate my sushi with a big dollop of wasabi paste. And oh my gosh.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ow ow ow ow... I started crying! Ahh!!! The pain the pain, the pain in my head. And my nose. It's like I got punched! I was holding my head and tearing. Oh, how undignified.... Ow... *sniff* Urgh..... Thank goodness I was in the shop when I was eating it. Nobody to witness it but me and the protein tubs. Hahaha. :D On a positive note, it clears the airway so your nose is free to breathe again. L...

Hahahaha. Look-y what I found. I super like this. Cause the first person that comes to mind, is myself. :P Well, that's what most people say about me when my hidden self starts showing its true colours. Lalalalala *cue bunny dance here* Ciao muchachos....

   A quick laugh for everyone reading this, free of charge, at my expense. Now, how can you resist such an offer??? Here it is.... Help ME (Kath)!!! Hahahah. Do I look pitiful enough? First choice ok. Help Kath, help me.... Now everyone will remember my funny face when they see this advertisement next time. :P (Sorry, HELP UniCollege)

I dislike statement t shirts. Especially when it is done in an extremely bad taste and fashion. Imagine seeing someone wearing a t shirt that says, "It's not easy being easy." -,-' I don't think it's cute or funny. Just bad taste. People have to bear in mind, that when they wear these kind of tops, they are indirectly sending out some sort of message to everyone who comes across them. Good or bad. Some are worse. There's a white shirt with words going something like this, "Don't like me? Well you can go and suck on this." with a finger pointing downwards. Obviously, it is not targeted at female wearers but guys. Still! If I don't like you kan, I would already kick you down there la... Suck my foot. I mean, my foot as in "sao pei" la. I am not asking anyone to suck my foot. Eeww... If you have foot fetish, go elsewhere. Ha! One of my sisters adores wearing these kind of shirts. Huh. There's one which I really don't app...

Before you read, no, this is not that g spot you guys so look forward to finding out. Ha! Was looking through some brochures that were left on our dining room table when I grabbed hold of Citibank's leaflet, offering exclusive dining privileges in certain places when you use their bank's credit card. (The gist of it anyway). Flipped to the back to see what eateries had the 'privileged' to be chosen, when I saw this place. g Cafe? No problem man. Will just order anything that I fancy. Going down.... g Spot...*eyes quickly scan the name again* What? g Spot??? Oh you have got to be kidding me. How on earth did they think up of such a name? Oh my heavens... hahahaha. Oh I just made a pun... sort of. Have fun!!!

Came back from work and joined my family feasting on fruits like durians (urgh), mangosteens and rambutans (red hairy balls). Was contentedly and happily eating away when my dad told me and my mom this, "You know, I can eat one rambutan (skinned) without using my fingers. I just use my teeth to tear off the flesh while holding the seed with my tongue." Trying to be sarcastic, I said, "Yea dad. That skill can really get you into the book of Guinness' World record." Dad was either not listening (too busy concentrating on his fruit) or he did not get the sarcastic tone in my voice. He replied (And I swear, in an all earnest manner), "No la. This skill a lot of people also have. A lot of people can do it also." At which, I turned to my mom and the both of us burst out laughing. Then only my dad got it....hahahaha. Loves~~!

Ooohhh.... Check out who or what wants to be friends with me in Facebook. Hahaha. Kedai Jual Ubat Kuat ... Hmmm.... yes, nice. Thank you very much. *rolls eyes and purses lips* Why would they want to be friends with me?? Do I look very weak (like a dead fish perhaps)? Or do they just think that I am too hot/ strong to handle and that any 'potential partner' will die and needs to be saved?? (Hence the product is actually meant for them...) And how on earth DO they find you?! Questions questions.... :D

Hello everyone!! As requested by a certain someone, I am here to blog about how I pluck my armpit hairs... *roll my eyes* And teach you too! First, you must either wear a sleeveless top or wrap a towel around you or just be in your birthday suit. Heh. Second, get your tweezers or that thingamajig and hold it in your hand. Find a mirror. Either your bathroom one, your cupboard one or a small table top one. Anything's fine as long as you can see your self in it!! Then, guess what. Lift your arms. One at a time duh. If you lift both at the same time, how are you going to pluck the hairs??? Face the mirror. Move your eyes to your armpit area and scrutinize it for hairs that may be seen creeping around. Open your tweezers and make sure the hair shafts are in between the two flat 'blades'. Then close it. Make sure you have a firm grip. Now, close your eyes and PUUULLLLLL!!!!! Repeat process until you're happy or just too tired to bother. LOL. Ciao!!

I am quite a curious person by nature, which more often than not causes me to land in a lot of trouble. Sort of. Ah well, that's me. :D Anyway, I had nothing much to do one day. Hence, out of curiosity, I decided to play with Google web...Hehe. Google's search engine has this prediction 'thingie' whereby you just have to key in the first few words and Google will show you a list of what you could possibly be searching for. Most easy example is song lyrics! I randomly keyed in a few words, and, checkout what people all over the world are searching for!!! This is the "I like to-s..."   I like to play games ... Hmmm.... Good for you. Thanks for sharing. *sarcastically* Why would anyone search for that??? However, the most outstanding one is....*drumrolls* I like to fork myself!! What the heck is forking yourself??? It sounds utterly wrong and eewww.... And besides, I don't think I want to find out what it means anyway. Fork myself?? Huh... Not gonna ...

Dad was sending me to work last Saturday. Our topic of conversation during the ride was about my increasing hair fall (a problem, which till now I have yet to solve, sigh). I was discussing seriously about it with him, when he said, "Oh you can join the nuns or the monks because they are bald. If they ask you, why do you want to become a nun or a monk, you can just say, 'Because my hair keeps dropping until I become bald, so I join you all lo.' Don't worry darling, there are still people who will accept you." Argh!!! Really does wonders for my self esteem. -.-' (Edited from January 2010. My hair is no longer falling that much. :D)

Yup! I redeemed it. Guardian's Big Headz Plush. A promotion by Guardian which ran from October 2009 till February 2010. Every purchase of RM15 entitles a person to a sticker!! Collect 40 stickers and you get to redeem a free doll like below!! Ta-da! (Yes, and you can calculate how much I spend on my toiletries. :D)     Ain't it cute? You get to choose from a variety of animals. Personally, I find the monkey the most ugliest. (Sorry mom, dad and Shir. Who are born in the year of the monkey). The other plushies are ok. Hahaha. There's the elephant, tiger, panther and four others. Of course, the cutest is the zebra la! Hahaha. Truth be told though, I didn't collect all the stickers by myself. Had help from my sister's boss, my sister and my aunty. LOL. Thank you!!!   Take me home puhlease.... This is the second time we redeemed something from Guardian. Another time was the Paddington bear series. Almost the same concept except that lesser stickers meant you were...

Something amusing occured today during work. LOL. Wait, I must laugh till I'm satisfied before I can type properly...Hahaha. I received a phone call in the morning from some company. Below is a rough excerpt of our conversation. Bracketed words are my thoughts. Caller: Hi, is this cik Nor Adlina? Kath: Uh no. This is Kathleen speaking. Caller: Oh ok, that's a big difference. Kath: Uh yeah....(Heh?) C: Oh nevermind about that (What do you mean nevermind? I'm Kathleen la.). Actually our company would just like you to participate in our forum group discussion (is that redundant?). Will you be interested? K: Forum means that I have to come out and meet you guys right? C: Yup. K: Oh it's ok la. Cause I'm actually working and I won't have time to participate in these discussions. (Plus a bit lazy) C: Oh, but we hold the forums only in the evenings weekdays, 6.30pm. And we also pay you RM 150 for your participation. (Yours truly instantly perks up) K: Oh o...

Five things you MAY not know about me. 1. I'm not a pill popper. I cannot, cannot swallow pills. A small stupid pill will take me 20 minutes for every attempt, during which should I fail, I will just spit out the half dissolved pill into the sink. I know, what a waste. But I can't. My esophagus simply won't allow me to swallow. Too small. Need a wider one hahaha. 2. I have a phobia of crossing drains, longkangs anything that's more than 20 cm apart. Even when I take the escalators, I take extreme precaution. I take ten seconds to get across or on the escalator. I fear tripping and falling over. According to Chinese 'pantangs', babies must not have their feet tickled lest they will not be able to cross drains. I think someone must have tickled my feet when I was a baby. Hmph. 3. I dance to random music though not in public becasue I'm shy!! But you can see me bopping my head or tapping my feet a bit once in a while. Ask my sisters. They think I'm nuts. I ...

R to me: "Hey, you straightened your hair ah?" My reply: "No, gravity pulled my hair down straight for me." A to me: "You look very glamorous today!" My thoughts: Meaning I look horrible everyday? -.-' A phone call woke me up from my slumber. Caller: "Hey, sleeping ah?" My reply: "Not anymore..." Upon receiving a phone call, Caller: "Hey Kath, are you there?" My reply: "No, I'm not. That's why I'm talking to you." Someone to me: "Oh! You're here." My reply: "No. It's the body snatchers..." *sweats*

This post is written in honour of (no, scratch that), is written with the objective to give someone a piece of my mind. (Want my cerebrum or medulla oblongata?) Firstly, this person complained that I did not update my blog often enough. Then he said, "Kenny Sia updates everyday." Yeah right, it's not everyday la Tai Kor! And why compare me to him? I'm so tiny and puny in the blogsphere. Heh. Anyway, I'm super busy and super tired and has had no inspiration whatsoever to blog about anything till today. (Thanks to somebody...) Before I go into the second part, for all those who have yet to hear about it, (it's been publicized in her FB), my sister, Eileen is now formally engaged to her sweetheart of six, seven years. Congrats to my dear dear sister. Finally, eh? Hahah. The second part is related to this. Not referring to my sis, but me. Our good friend who complained that I don't update often, had the gall/balls (Grr...) to 'insult' me. When I sh...

Something I thought of during a chat with Jenny. If I were some really big shot's daughter... If I were some big shot's daughter, I'd make sure that classes were only held on Mon, Tues and Thurs. (Wed- movie day, Fri - it's already the weekend.. come back and study?? Potong stim aje la.) If I were some big shot's daughter, I'd make sure that all of my tutors were guys and slightly older than me. Heh. If I were some big shot's daughter, I'd make sure that deserving people don't have to sit for supp but the non-deserving ones should be put through 'hell'. If I were some big shot's daughter, I'd make sure that the car park was SHADED! Very hot la...And.. car park stickers were given priority to final year students. (too late for that now...) If I were some big shot's daughter, I'd make sure Starbuck's Coffee was brought into our school canteen and charged at half the normal price. (Yay... for all coffee addict drinkers) If I ...

Let's play a guessing cum spotting game shall we? Look at this pic and tell me what is odd about it. No trick question. There is something odd, which two of my friends noticed it and hence the picture. Though this picture seriously does not do any justice to me I think. Bleah... (Sorry Ei-Leen!! Hahah) Leave your answers...! Curious to know what YOU see... See who has the sharpest eye. And no! You two are not allowed to give the answer!! You know who you are. Haha :D Hints can gua... :P Wei... I look like I have moles on my face! Darn pimples!

Doing this because Chian tagged me as she thinks I will layan her. So now I feel obligated to layan her...hahaha. Instructions: Remove one question from below, add in one of your own(personal), to make a total of 20. Tag 10 people in your list in the end of this post. Notify them. 1. At what age do you wish to be married? Uh...Not too early not too late..27-30?? 2. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, what are the 3 things you'd like to have with you and why? My handphone (To entertain myself till the battery dies) Water (To water the plants, no silly. Hydrate myself) Knife (To protect myself from wild beasts and whatsoever that crosses my path) 3. Where is the place that you want to go to the most? England. Or London to be specific. 4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be? My dreams are horrible... I just want to pass all my exams with flying colours.. 5. Do you believe you can survive without money? No. Not being rich, o...

This topic just came into my mind as I was studying for my genetics last night.. great time for inspiration.. haha. Here is my list of *ahem* naughty things I have done in high school. (Incomplete perhaps?) 1.Taking stacks of litmus papers (both red and blue) home after Science lab lessons in form 4 and 5. 2. Slipping a few pieces of filter paper between the pages of my form 6 Chemistry textbook. 3. Broke test tubes during lab but did not report it. (I'm a coward!) 4. Being a librarian, I get to check out my own library books without actually really checking it out. Sorree. (Trust betrayed) Result : I still have some library school books with me at home. 5. Eating discreetly (hiding) in school library during my librarian duty in form 6. 6. Hiding away library books which I want to borrow, to prevent others from borrowing it before me. (Yea, I did that.) 7. Scamming on senior guys by looking through the past years school magazine..hahahaha. (Just kidding, I don't...