'Friendship' (haha)

This wasn't done by me, I got it from an email, but I like it. So I'm dedicating this to all my friends, near or far, sane or insane. I love you all, thanks for always being there for me, though I may have failed to be there for you at times. My fault, please do hit me with a broomstick when you see me. Thanks.


Friendship - None of that sissy crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something thatI must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chanceI get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories abouthow much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?'you may ask;

'because you are my friend'.


Friendship is like peeing in your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only you can feel the true warmth.


Haha. Hugs and kisses people...

(Source: Unknown, obtained through email.)
Please do not accuse me of plagiarising. I did not claim it to be my work.