Today

The day is passing me by,

As I sit here typing away,

I see an irritating fly,

And chase it away with a spray.

My nose is running bad,

My eyes are watering too,

I have not felt this bad,

Since I was in year two.

My brain has deserted me,

Rend'ring me dumb and useless,

Sitting here like a dummy,

Is really something priceless.

Mr. report is waiting here,

Ms. thesis is on my tail,

Would someone please be a dear,

And send them both to jail.

I can take this no longer,

So off I go for the night,

If you're busy do not linger,

But just remember me alright?

:)