Drunken Stupor

Went to a friend's house for BBQ last night.. From the light drinking (of Tiger beer, Coke, Pepsi), it graduated to the heavy drinking (of Jack Daniels, Bacardi Limon and Red Label).

Things, people do or say when they have had more than they can handle, or when their alcohol intake has reached their peak. Or when they just stupidly force themselves for the sake of it... sorry, but it's true.

~ They vomit at the roadside, drain. (Woe betide the houseowner should one fail to reach the bathroom in time)
~ They start to talk incoherently.
~ They start to spill their inner most secrets like I have a crush on who and who, I hate who and who, I did it with who and who (This is the best time, I tell you, haha).
~ They start to say words like f***, deepshit, fork becomes f***, f***er, a***hole and whole lots of other nonsense which I deem too degrading to put in here.
~ They start to make funny noises.
~ They tend to walk tipsily. And sometimes knock into you.
~ They start to do silly, weird and funny actions. Like using skewers to eat olives and using those skewers as fighting swords. (Guys... roll my eyes)
~ They turn super red like lobsters hot from the boiling pot.
~ They stare at you and laugh crazily for no obvious reasons.
~ They also start to get physical. (Not fights, but touchy-feely) Stay away from me...
~ They put whatever that's on a plate into their mouths. (Raw celery... urgh!)
~ They start playing with their food... Haha. Making weird concoctions, eew.

Yup, that's about it from what I observed yesterday. One reason I don't take alcohol, another because I am allergic.

Oh ya, went there for the BBQ at 730pm.. reached home at about 315am.. hehe.

Comments

Lai Tee @ Grace said…
LOL...that's the truth there is 1 cantonese movie that illustrates it, "Drink, Drank,Drunk"

I'm allergic to alcohol also!...too bad...haha...but to make sure if I really allergic to IT maybe I will try ...maybe during celebration time...let's say during christmas or Raya..hehe...
chian said…
LOL whose party was THAT..haha, wish I was there to witness all those lol
Esee said…
HARHAR who tried to feel you up hon?
Kath said…
Lai Tee

Haha. yea I only drink during these special occassions. But that also i just take a bit.. not too much.

dark-echo

Was my church friend's party.. but those who got drunk was my frined's college mates. Australian guys..Haha.

esee

Who? G's crush.. the guy who likes to hold your hand one remember and who got drunk also. The Chindian fella.
JeNz said…
haha..sounds like fun! i'd love to see ya drunk someday...wakkakakaka
Kath said…
No!! I can't. Later all my inner secrets spill out..hehe.

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