Drunken Stupor
Went to a friend's house for BBQ last night.. From the light drinking (of Tiger beer, Coke, Pepsi ), it graduated to the heavy drinking (of Jack Daniels, Bacardi Limon and Red Label ). Things, people do or say when they have had more than they can handle, or when their alcohol intake has reached their peak. Or when they just stupidly force themselves for the sake of it... sorry, but it's true . ~ They vomit at the roadside, drain. ( Woe betide the houseowner should one fail to reach the bathroom in time ) ~ They start to talk incoherently. ~ They start to spill their inner most secrets like I have a crush on who and who, I hate who and who, I did it with who and who ( This is the best time, I tell you, haha ). ~ They start to say words like f***, deepshit, fork becomes f***, f***er, a***hole and whole lots of other nonsense which I deem too degrading to put in here. ~ They start to make funny noises. ~ They tend to walk tipsily. And sometimes knock into you. ~ They start to do